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i-junky.Humour

By Kevin Styles

i-Junky Has Moved!!

Friday, June 17, 2005
i-Junky Has MOVED!

New location: http://ijunky.blogsome.com Please update your links! And come take a look at the new i-Junky now under the Wordpress system.

Thanks.

Idiot on wheels

Monday, June 06, 2005
One important lesson to be learnt here is don't assume anything until you actually reach the end of your goal. If you don't follow then have a look at this following clip;

Complete Idiot on wheels

Canine-Doms

Friday, May 13, 2005


Something I just found on the net, which I thought was worth sharing; Dog Condoms, the name just says it all. Canine Birth Control -

The problem of dog overpopulation is a real one. However, the noble goal of preventing unwanted dog pregnancy does not justify the means being used. Millions of brutal forced castrations and female genital mutilations take place every year in America. We need to put a stop to these atrocities and give every living creature the respect it deserves. Just as forced sterilization isn't the answer for human population control, it's not the solution for dogs. Instead, we should respect dogs' rights as living beings by honoring their instincts and sexuality and provide them with safe, effective birth control.

Right we should give repects to animals who find a sensation in licking another of it's own kind in the butt.

What Sizes and Scents Do They Come In?

Dog condoms come in three sizes to fit small, medium, and large breeds. Almost every dog will find a comfortable, well-proportioned condom to meet their needs. The condoms also come in lubricated and meat scented varieties to enhance pleasure for both dog partners.

How Effective Are They?

Clinical studies are still underway, but we expect them to be about as effective, if used correctly, as human condoms.

Can I Train My Dog To Put It On Himself?

No, the dog will require human intervention each time he wishes to put on or take off a condom.

What About Female Condoms for Bitches?

We recognize that birth control is the responsibility of both partners, and we are currently working on a prototype of a condom for female dogs. However, we don't expect it to reach the market until 2007.

What About Loss of Sensation?

Just like with human condoms, the dog may experience a slight loss of sensation. However, the condoms are made of a very thin latex which should transmit heat well, a key factor in creating a lifelike feel. We are also experimenting with new scents, which work like a "doggy Viagra", providing further sensory stimulation.

When and Where Can I Buy Them?

We are planning a roll-out for fall 2005 with wide availability at major pet stores and convenience markets by the beginning of 2006.


If you ask me this just seems a little bit too weird for me. And it's not something I would've expected and quite amusing to say the least.

Source:
http://www.dogcondoms.com/

Grab it, if you can!

Thursday, March 24, 2005
Something I found on the net, that was quite funny at the time, an overblown lifesize Vegeta from Dragon Ball Z, well atleast I think it's from Dragon Ball Z, that's pretty good coming from someone who doesn't like Dragon Ball Z. And if I am wrong, then atleast I know it's from some sort of Japanese Anime without the sex-god-like tenticles and such.



On a closer look, it's almost like he's trying to grab that bag of Doritoes or some sort of bag of chips anyway... No, no Dragon Balls here, unless he ate those before hand. Go son, go for gold! I know you can do it, with some sort of hair electrifying magical wave you can have those Doritoes in no time.

Bush pot?

Wednesday, February 23, 2005
Bush Admits to Smoking Marijuana

"I wouldn't answer the marijuana questions. You know why? Because I don't want some little kid doing what I tried," were the words of George Bush to Doug Wead, former Whiite House Advisor, who recently revealed secretly-recorded conversations.

Nice Going there Mr George W. Bush. His sentence structures and volcabulary seems to amaze me sometimes. Just thought I'd post that bit for now. Found it quite a funny read.